The End

Well, I haven’t posted a new entry in a long time, but that is not why I have returned from the depths to update this blog. The Ambien Diaries is now done, as my roommate has moved out and there will be no more interesting adventures to tell.

It was fun.

October 5, 2011

Chris did take his Ambien tonight. I must say, it was a very interesting night. So, it started with Chris wanting to play a game of Mario Kart. He went to the bathroom a short time before this, and I knew he had taken his Ambien. I asked while playing Mario Kart, just to be sure. We hadn’t even started playing yet, and I could tell he was more off than usual. Turns out he had accidentally taken two, which explains how quickly he descended into loopytown. He did a terrible job playing the game, which I attribute to his amazing ability to see two karts the entire time.

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